i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
grandma shit on top of the toilet
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
17 year olds will be the death of me.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
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