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Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
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