i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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