Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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