I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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