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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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