2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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