..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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