Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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