So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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