She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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