Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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