but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
It's official drugs can't kill me
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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