I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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