He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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