the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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