but the lizard people decide everything anyway
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
But theres a keg here and me gusta
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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