This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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