I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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