he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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