she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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