you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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