i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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