It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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