Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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