It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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