But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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