and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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