so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
