You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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