Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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