if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
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