I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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