Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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