week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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