all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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