so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
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