I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
Randomize
