THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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