Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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