We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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