All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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