Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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