my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
