Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Randomize
