i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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