i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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