So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
either way he was missing a nipple.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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