Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
Randomize
