Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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